“Freedom.” What all these plebes claim to want, but can they handle it? Can them govern themselves? Hell, no!
Bunch of rabble. Uppity hoi polloi getting too good for themselves. That’s why we’ve put our entire population into an open-air prison–and most of them don’t know it yet!
Fools. They aren’t fit too rule. But we know better. Oh, yes. You and me both. If you’re reading this job ad, it’s because you are upper crust, you have the right stuff, you are destined to be a giant in a world of little people.
This entry-level position will see you keeping watch over the prisoners as they go about their daily lives, most unable to suspect–or even understand–the prison they now live in.
Watch them. Watch them. Discipline them. Punish them, if necessary.
Like the invisible hand of God, or Adam Smith, or my dead great-aunt Matilda, we shall guide the future of our people–this great nation–the English-speaking peoples–the world!–in the paths of righteousness and glory.
Too bad the little people will never appreciate the hard work we put into keeping them in prison.
Ingrates, all of them.
Requirements:
— Megalomania
— strong technical skills. PHP a plus.
— voyeur instinct
— proven track record as a sadist
Benefits:
— you shall bestride the Earth like a colossus
— pawns are meant to be wasted in this Game of Thrones
— salary: like all GCHQ positions, as much as you can steal from the prisoners
PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE AS A PRISON GUARD OR CONVICTIONS FOR ASSAULT AND BATTERY LOOKED UPON FAVORABLY. POLICE OFFICERS ENCOURAGED TO APPLY.
